nintendo child

so my brand new acer aspire s3 crashed on me.  i put it in hibernate as always, but this time, when i opened it, i had a conniption and started overusing commas.

but really, it rebooted and posted an ominous message: no bootable device - insert boot disk and press any key.  odd considering it's a solid state drive and the only moving part is the fan.

i started troubleshooting and dismantled the whole laptop.

shortly thereafter, i started bugging brian, my other half.

Brian:  oh ohhh ohhh did you try blowing into the ssd nintendo style?

 me:  lol i totally did

 Brian:  hahahahah

 me:  that's how you know i'm an 80s kid

 Brian:  hahaha