dear stephen hawking

for every reaction, there is an equal and opposite reaction. what if, in the context of ideas, there is an equal and opposite idea? further, what if there is a conservation of brilliance. throw this on a bell curve. subsequently, for every pickin brilliant idea you come up with, someone is fishing with dynamite - chucking them in the air upwind - or worse, chasing good ole nessy with nukes. with this, i petition that you produce more mediocre work to avoid plaguing the world with inversely equivalently inane ideas. exhibit a. thank you.

- village idiot